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Thursday, February 26, 2009
my longest blog post yet
caution: long very long post ahead.

i have just discovered how to add cancellations on words by editing the html, so please bear with me if i begin using it obsessively.

let me start with an explanation to the new section on my blog called 'sums left to go'. see my maths tuition teacher told my mom i was lazy not hard working enough, and my mom added on saying that yes i surf the net too much. so i thought why not put a constant reminder on the net about how much work i have pending so i get off the computer faster? yes i know it's a wonderfully bright idea, thank you.


i went to watch slumdog millionaire with my family last saturday, and it's really a lovely movie. its posters say it's 'the feel-good movie of the year' and they're not kidding. it makes you go awww at the end and feel all warm and nice inside x) this is my favourite part (don't read if you haven't watched the movie. but actually it doesn't make much of a difference so it's entirely your choice):

(Jamal is acting like a tour guide at the Taj Mahal and has brought an American couple to see Mumtaz's tomb)

female tourist: (whispers) how did she die?

Jamal: (solemnly) traffic accident.

male tourist: i thought she died during childbirth?

Jamal: (just as solemnly) yes, she was on the way to the hospital.

HAHAHAHAHA. the movie made Americans look quite silly actually. but it's really worth watching, so try to catch it!

this week proved to be a week full of hilarious conversations. i can't be bothered to blog about all of them, so i chose the top 3! here they are:

hilarious conversation 1

(a JC1 PE class seems to be playing a weird game near us)

Sarah: what are they doing??

Hannah: they're playing musical chairs without chairs.

Sarah: (believing) really?

(Hannah makes a i-can't-believe-you-bought-that face)

Sarah: i can't believe i believed you.

hilarious conversation 2

(Jeryl attempts to trick me with a joke)

Jeryl: how many colours are there in the rainbow?

me: 7.

Jeryl: then how many colours are there in 7 rainbows?

me: 7 la.

Jeryl: damn you got it. let me try and trick Yanjun. (turns to Yanjun) eh Yanjun, how many colours are there in the rainbow?

(long pause)

Yanjun: (as if in deep thought) 6.

Jeryl: no, seriously.

Yanjun: (looks around nervously) it's 6 what!

okay for the next conversation, you have to know that Yanjun is a rather big sized guy from Judo.

hilarious conversation 3

(Jeryl and Cheeyang are having a discussion about their NS medical check ups)

Jeryl: look the nurse can't miss my vein (pointing at a popping vein on his arm)

Cheeyang: yeah.

Jeryl: or there's this one too (pointing at another) or this one... (this continues until Jeryl is done counting 7 veins)

me: (annoyed) why don't you just wait for the time to come and let the nurse decide which vein she wants to poke!

(a moment of silence)

Jeryl: i wonder what they'll use to poke Yanjun.

me: JERYL DON'T BE MEAN.

Jeryl: eh Yanjun have you ever taken an injection?

Yanjun: which injection?

Jeryl: any.

Yanjun: yeah, why?

Jeryl: what did they use to poke you?

(long pause)

Yanjun: titanium, i think.

HAHAHA. i have hilarious classmates, it makes school life very interesting.

anyway, i've decided to do another facebook quiz:

husena-ology

Let others know a little more about yourself, re-post this as your name followed by "ology"

***********FOOD-OLOGY***************

What is your salad dressing of choice?

i'm not much of a salad eater.

What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
or a outside food eater.

What food could you eat for 2 weeks straight and not get sick of it?
laksa.

What are your pizza toppings of choice?
i'm not really fussy, i'll eat anything.

What do you like to put on your toast?
butter and jam, butter and honey, peanutbutter, peanutbutter and jam, nutella.

**********TECHNOLOGY***************

How many television sets are in your house?

2.

What color of cell phone do you have?
white.

***************BIOLOGY******************

Are you right-handed or left-handed?
right.

Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
a viral wart HAHA.

What is the last heavy item you lifted?
my schoolbag.

Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
nope.

************BULLCRAPOLOGY**************

If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?

nope.

If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
i love my name very very much =)

Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
nope.

************DUMBOLOGY******************

How many pairs of flip flops do you own?

none.

Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
never.

Last person you talked to?
shabbarbhai.


**************FAVORITOLOGY****************

Season?

there's only one season in s'pore, HOT. there's nothing favourite about it.

Holiday?
november-december school holidays! but i just had my last one last year, now no more =(

Day of the week?
saturday.

Month?
february, for obvious reasons x)

***********CURRENTOLOGY*****************

Missing someone?

not really.

Mood?
happy.

What are you listening to?
my mom's voice.

Watching?
this?

Worrying about?
nothing.

***************RANDOMOLOGY*****************

First place you went this morning?

to the bathroom?

What's the last movie you saw?
slumdog millionaire!

Do you smile often?
i believe i do! those around me say i don't x)

QUESTIONS

1) Do you always answer your phone?
mostly.

2) It's four in the morning and you get a text message, who is it?
stacey maybe haha.

3) If you could change your eye color what would it be?
green HAHA.

4) What flavor do you add to your drink at Sonic?
huh?

5) Do you own a digital camera?
nope.

6) Have you ever had a pet fish?
yeah pet fishes. they all died.

7) Favorite Christmas song?
all i want for christmas is you.

8) What's on your wish list for your birthday?
i got everything i wanted, thank you guys =)

9) Can you do push ups?
yeah.

10) Can you do a chin up?
yeah.

11) Does the future make you more nervous or excited?
more scared.

12) Do you have any saved texts?
a few.

13) Ever been in a car wreck?
nope.

14) Do you have an accent?
when i speak Gujrati apparently x) oh and sometimes i pronounce 'w' as 'v' and vice versa. what to do, i'm a true Indian.

15) What is the last song to make you cry?
Maa from Taare Zameen Par by Shankar Ehsaan Loy.

16) Plans tonight?
nothing.

17) Have you ever felt like you hit rock bottom?
yeah.

18) Name 3 things you bought in the last week
food, shoes, Sarah's present.

19) Have you ever been given roses?
nope.

20) Current worry?
nothing.

21) Current hate right now?
i don't hate. i dislike.

22) Met someone who changed your life?
yeah.

23) How did you bring in the New Year!
sleeping.

24) What song represents you?
Save Me. Smallville title song.

25) Name three people who might complete this?
Sarah, Hannah anddd Stacey!

26) What were you doing at 12 AM last night
sleeping.

27) What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
oh crap i'm late.

okay i'm tired of this blog post, and i'm sure you are too.