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samuel cheng is highly amusing. he is hardly ever funny when he tries to be, but sometimes when you least expect it, he can actually make you laugh. take for instance today. we're talking on msn and he tells he's bored and he just read a very nice love poem. i say great, show it to me! and this is what it is:

A story wet as tears by Marge Piercy

Remember the princess who kissed the frog
so he became a prince? At first they danced
all weekend, toasted each other in the morning
with coffee, with champagne at night
and always with kisses. Perhaps it was
in bed after the first year had ground
around she noticed he had become cold
with her. She had to sleep
with a heating pad and down comforter.
His manner grew increasingly chilly
and damp when she entered a room.
He spent his time in water sports,
hydroponics, working on his insect
collection.
Then in the third year
when she said to him one day, my dearest,
are you taking your vitamins daily,
you look quite green, he leaped
away from her.
Finally on their
fifth anniversary she confronted him.
'My precious, don't you love me any
more?' He replied 'Rivet. Rivet.'
Though courtship turns frogs into princes,
marriage turns them quietly back.

?!!? and so in horror i continue our lovely conversation:

Husena.:
THAT'S NOT A LOVE POEM.
Husena.:
that's just sad.
Samuel. Impacted to impact! Radical Ignyters Of God!:
it is a love poem!
Samuel. Impacted to impact! Radical Ignyters Of God!:
just that it's not v lovely.

HAHAHA. and he actually means it! he wasn't trying to make a joke or anything. i pray everyone gets a friend like Sam. you will never feel bored again.

and by the way, if that is his definition of a love poem, hannah i feel very very VERY sorry for you.

heehee.